another story

There are 3 dracula, each want to show how great they are.

Dracula 1 : I'm the best, do you want a prove.. wait here.

He flew away.. and comeback in 2 minutes... his mouth full with blood, fresh blood.

Dracula 1 : huehuehue.. I'm the best.. see that poor village.. all was killed by me.

Dracula 2 : I can do something better than that..

Dracula 2 flew away, and comeback in 1 minute.. with more blood covered his mouth and chest..more than dracula 1.

Dracula 2 : hahaha.. You two.. see that big town over there.. heh.. I killed all of the people there.. less than 1 minute.. what say You?

Dracula 3 : that was easy.. just see what I'm, the greatest dracula ever live, can DO.

Dracula 3 flew, and come back, in just 15 second, with even more blood, not only in his teeth, mouth, also in his face, chest, etc..

Dracula 1 and 2 : (amaze).. wow, amazing, You got more blood in just 15 seconds.. incredible..

Dracula 3 : Hemph... Do You see that tower over there... shit, I didn't see that.

I received an email from a friend.. make me smile this morning, and I want to share with You here :)

Ah Hua Interview for a Job

Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold,
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".

Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua.

So he told Ah Hua,"If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you,
then I will give you a chance! The words are
<GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE , PURPLE and BLACK>."

Ah Hua thought for a while and said,
"I hear the phone GREEN , GREEN , GREEN,
then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ... BLUE's that
... ? WHITE did you say ... ?
Aiyah, wrong numberlah ...
Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, OK ... ?
Kum Siah ..."

The manager fainted ...

TURN back to chapter 6 and read again the story of the man who formed a mental image of his house, and you will get a fair idea of the initial step toward getting rich.

You must form a clear and definite mental picture of what you want; you cannot transmit an idea unless you have it yourself.

You must have it before you can give it; and many people fail to impress Thinking Substance because they have themselves only a vague and misty concept of the things they want to do, to have, or to become.

It is not enough that you should have a general desire for wealth "to do good with"; everybody has that desire.

It is not enough that you should have a wish to travel, see things, live more, etc. Everybody has those desires also.

If you were going to send a wireless message to a friend, you would not send the letters of the alphabet in their order, and let him construct the message for himself; nor would you take words at random from the dictionary. You would send a coherent sentence; one which meant something.

When you try to impress your wants upon Substance, remember that it must be done by a coherent statement; you must know what you want, and be definite.

You can never get rich, or start the creative power into action, by sending out

THE illustrations given in the last chapter will have conveyed to the reader the fact that the first step toward getting rich is to convey the idea of your wants to the Formless Substance.

This is true, and you will see that in order to do so it becomes necessary to relate yourself to the Formless Intelligence in a harmonious way. To secure this harmonious relation is a matter of such primary and vital importance that I shall give some space to its discussion here, and give you instructions which, if you will follow them, will be certain to bring you into perfect unity of mind with God.

The whole process of mental adjustment and atonement can be summed up in one word, gratitude.

First, you believe that there is one Intelligent Substance, from which all things proceed;

Second,