another story

There are 3 dracula, each want to show how great they are.

Dracula 1 : I'm the best, do you want a prove.. wait here.

He flew away.. and comeback in 2 minutes... his mouth full with blood, fresh blood.

Dracula 1 : huehuehue.. I'm the best.. see that poor village.. all was killed by me.

Dracula 2 : I can do something better than that..

Dracula 2 flew away, and comeback in 1 minute.. with more blood covered his mouth and chest..more than dracula 1.

Dracula 2 : hahaha.. You two.. see that big town over there.. heh.. I killed all of the people there.. less than 1 minute.. what say You?

Dracula 3 : that was easy.. just see what I'm, the greatest dracula ever live, can DO.

Dracula 3 flew, and come back, in just 15 second, with even more blood, not only in his teeth, mouth, also in his face, chest, etc..

Dracula 1 and 2 : (amaze).. wow, amazing, You got more blood in just 15 seconds.. incredible..

Dracula 3 : Hemph... Do You see that tower over there... shit, I didn't see that.

I received an email from a friend.. make me smile this morning, and I want to share with You here :)

Ah Hua Interview for a Job

Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold,
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".

Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua.

So he told Ah Hua,"If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you,
then I will give you a chance! The words are
<GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE , PURPLE and BLACK>."

Ah Hua thought for a while and said,
"I hear the phone GREEN , GREEN , GREEN,
then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ... BLUE's that
... ? WHITE did you say ... ?
Aiyah, wrong numberlah ...
Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, OK ... ?
Kum Siah ..."

The manager fainted ...